December 31, 2009
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2009 Thank God is Gone
There are three years in my life I would have rather done without. Of those, 2009 is by far at the top of this very short list. In fact, if it were a triangle, the other two years would form a frighteningly small base for such a tall apex. If 2010 is anything like 2009, I'd rather just sleep through it.
If 2009 were a drug it would be the one lone pill sitting by itself expiring in the back of your cupboard, of absolute use to nobody even it were swallowed. I believe God invented 2009 as a test of how much crummy stuff could actually occur in a 10 dimensional universe (the refutation of string theory means we add one more dimension, thus making it 10...as if we need one more dimension anyway). If so, congratulations, it worked. The only thing missing is a malfunction of the Matrix so that instead of everything tasting like Chicken it tastes like 2009.
2010 has an easy job. Just don't be 2009.
Comments (3)
I dunno. There's a senatorial election in 2010. Things are going to get ugly.
help me out here. are you saying you did not like 2009? Is that what you are saying?? Are you saying that 2009 was a feces sandwich on sourdough bread without mustard? Don't be shy.. Tell me what you are saying!!
Happy New Year Mike and Susie.. no matter how bad 2009 was i liked the part were we got together with you!!!
Have you heard the latest Army News from David?/
>>>the refutation of string theory<<< WHAT ??? WHO REFUTED THE STRING THEORY??? WHY WASN'T I TOLD??? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS... WHO DID THIS?? I WANT NAMES!!! I WILL FIND THESE PEOPLE AND WHEN I DO I AM GOING TO...ready?? you sure??? ok then "STRING THEM UP!!!""" 1 martini 2 martini 3 martini four... every year looks better .. i just get a fifth and pour....
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